I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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