I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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