i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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