And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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