Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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