im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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