I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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