ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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