you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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