He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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