Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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