I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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