North Korea, Best Korea!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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