Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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