When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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