Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you win again, gameday.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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