HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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