I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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