If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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