I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
