i permit you to call me
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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