soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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