I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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