You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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