I think I died a long time ago.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just want to make out with him forever
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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