Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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