They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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