i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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