im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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