oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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