dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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