So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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