Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
