Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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