i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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