Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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