she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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