16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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