Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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