i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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