sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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