id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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