I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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