apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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