shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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