They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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