I need to stop coming to work sober
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Four minutes until I can fart!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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