and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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