I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i think i just lost a toe
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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