i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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